Thursday, March 23, 2017
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
The episode starts with Nick's family arriving in Finland to meet his two girlfriends and potential wives. Raven's first at bat.
I'm going to pretend that Raven's freaky eye makeup is the work of an evil producer who convinced her that it's not only acceptable, but also breathtakingly beautiful, to use an entire tube of mascara on your lower lashes. The Viall family deserves a Nobel peace prize for being able to overlook Raven's crusty lashes and her long, stringy, Morticia Adams black hair. Sometimes I feel like Raven is actually a character from an urban legend who somehow found a way to infiltrate our world.
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
10. I might be in love with Nick. He has a way with words, he wore good sweaters this week, he cries well, and... dat ass doe.
9. I loved Raven's post-orgasm montage. I wish I could have my own montage after every time I had an orgasm. It would include running in a field with a litter of pugs, eating lots of ice cream, and having more orgasms. There's a good chance that Nick actually give her a faux-gasm though. Either way, I feel really bad that she announced to the world that her ex-bf couldn't get the job done in ten years and Nick managed to do it in one night. OR, Raven's had thousands of orgasms and this was all a ploy to make Nick feel like da man. In which case, she's fucking brilliant.
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
|Did Nick tell Raven that linking pinkies will give her an orgasm?|
Back to The Bachelor.
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
|shameless plug for my baby boy.|