Monday, November 23, 2009

the BABOON HEART blow off

This is our second tip on how to add a little dash of creativity to your next blow off. Next time you're gearing up to break up with that not so special someone and don't want to give the whole "it's not you, it's me" speech, tell them you have a Baboon heart!

Step one: apply a fake scar everytime you embark on a new relationship with potential for a blow off.

Step two: once you decide you want to blow the person off, confess you have a baboon heart.

Step three: tell them the doctors found you a regular human heart and that it's time to get a transplant. Then, with a great level of intensity, tell them you're afraid if they take away your heart, you won't love them the same. (See Christian Slater's demonstration below. Cross your fingers your blow off target isn't as smart as Marisa Tomei).

Step four: Apply fake post-surgery stitches.

Step five: break the news that your fears came true. With your fresh off the shelf human heart, you just don't feel the same way about them. i.e. "it's not you, it's my baboon heart."

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