Wednesday, November 11, 2009

the fortune cookie BLOW OFF

All of us at the blow off agree if you're gonna dump someone... get creative, mo-fo! I mean, why should marriage proposals get all the glitz and glamour? So, if you want an exciting and surprising way to blow off your Sig Other, look no further. Here's the first in our long list of ideas.

The Fortune Cookie BLOW OFF.

How about: "I'm in love with someone else." or "pass the moo-shoo, I'm blowing you off." or "Confuscious says 'i don't want to date you anymore.'" At least this way you won't get blown off on an empty stomach....

1 comment:

  1. GENIUS. If I got one of these I would love you more. DON'T LEAVE ME!