The team: the group of girls you're dating.
The Leadoff hitter: the girl that can always get on base. Hence, she's always available when you need her.
The 3rd hitter & the Clean Up hitter: your two best "players". The ones you value the most and can't live without. You don't have much of a team without them.
New Short Term Contract: when you're adding a new girl to the team, but aren't committed to keeping her.
Long Term Contract: the girl worth putting everyone on the team aside for. The one you plan to stick with for awhile.
Trading block: when you want someone off your team, you put them on the trading block or "cut them" from the team.
The Disabled List: the girl you're not ready to cut from the team just yet, but need to bench for awhile.
Open Try Outs: when you're testing out new girls to add to the team.
Also, good to know: if you have more than nine girls on your team, you're really playing with fire. And after awhile, you should always sell the team and start from scratch--- players get older, they get tired, they're not hitting it out of the park anymore.
And all this time I thought baseball was so boring. How could I have been so wrong? Here's to always being the clean up hitter with a long term contract.