Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Glossary of a BLOW OFF: Fappy

Function: Adjective
Origin: Since right this second when I made it up
Definition: the act of pretending to be happy after a blow off. (i.e. fake + happy = fappy.)

(It's so painful to watch John act fappy. We all know he's crying on the inside ever since Jane dumped his ass.")

Ugh. You've been blown off and it sucks, but there's only a select few bff's you're comfortable enough with to hyperventilate and drip snot in front of. As for the rest of the world, facebook friends included, you have to pretend getting blown off was the BEST thing that ever happened to you. So, what do you do? You get an awesome new haircut, talk to anyone who will listen about how great it is to finally have more time on your hands, update your status every twenty minutes with all the cool new things you're doing, and maybe drunkenly throw yourself at a palate cleanser. You're not fooling any of us Fappy Fapperson, because behind closed doors, you are crying in bed and listening to How's it Gonna Be for the 50th time. It's okay, we're here for you. and your new haircut? Totally hot.

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