Wednesday, June 23, 2010

glossary of a BLOW OFF: Kardashian

Kardashian
Function: adjective meets noun
Origin: June 18th, 2010 by my bestie AA
Definition: A girl that moves at lightning speed when it comes to relationships.  

(I can't believe Jill already told Jack she loves him and they've only been dating for two weeks.  That girl is a total Kardashian.)

You know these girls.  Maybe you're friends with one, maybe you've dated one, maybe you are one.  They think every guy they're dating is "the one."  They use words like intense and passionate.  They fast forward their wedding plans for the sake of their reality show.  They self-sabotage relationships by moving too fast and freaking out dudes who know the difference between fucking and loving.

I had a Kardashian moment once and the relationship fizzled pretty quickly, but in my defense, the only reason I got giddy and excited was because said dude was calling and texting all the time.  He was inviting me to go out with his friends.  He was saying how sad he was that I was going out of town for a week.  I thought it was in the bag and that he was my boyfriend.  So, when four weeks into dating his birthday rolled around, I treated him to a nice sushi dinner and bought him a birthday present (a funny ironic one, btw) and after that, it all went down hill.       

I hope Lamar doesn't pull that shit on Khloe.  

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