Friday, August 13, 2010

glossary of a BLOW OFF: a "Kate Hudson"

Kate Hudson
Function: noun; adjective
Origin: Since the release of Almost Famous
Definition: The kind of girl that changes her likes and dislikes (and style) depending on the guy she's dating.

(Betsy used to have In-N-Out once a week until she met Jedediah and became a vegetarian. That girl is such a Kate Hudson.)

Damn, Kate Hudson is like an international woman of mystery! How did she not get cast in SALT? Quick, how do I get her to contribute to the BLOW OFF!?

CASE IN POINT:




Kate & Chris: Two furry hippies

Kate & Owen: Two Carefree beach bums
Kate & Lance: Two people who love yuppie sports
If Dax wears beanies, then.....
....Kate wears beanies
Kate, chillin' with her favorite baseball gfs...
and her fave baseball bf....

Grunge style & new rock star bf!

5 comments:

  1. This is sooo funny Saaara! I wish somehow she could see this.

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  2. i'm with Sho Sho- friggin' hilarious.

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  3. your pop culture pattern recognition is very impressive. maybe you should put these skills to work with the fbi, girl.

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  4. hmmm, you might be on to something Lucky D. Recognizing pop culture patterns takes some serious skill.

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  5. oh em gee. . . brilliant! Just brilliant Sara!

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