Sometimes after we've been blown off, we all go a little insane. Maybe we're angry, maybe we're hurt, but there's always a little part of us that wants the person who wronged us to feel just as bad we do. As far as I can remember, I don't think I've ever gone psycho on anyone after they've blown me off, unless I've just repressed the memory. Normally, my M.O. is to just never talk to the person again. But a lot of people lose their shit. Here are just some recent stories of when crazy meets blow off...
For those of you that watch Glee, you may know that the characters of Puck and Santana were dating in real life. My BF thinks Santana is the hottest girl on the show, but she's also a little crazy. Apparently, when Naya Rivera realized Mark Salling was seeing other women, she keyed his car. As far as I'm concerned, this is a minor offense, but Naya was better off exacting revenge by finding another hot celebrity to date.
Then, there was the case of model/actress Garcelle Beauvais who found out her husband Mike Nilon was cheating on her. Mike is an agent at CAA, so Garcelle sent out a mass email to everyone in his company with the subject line "Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nolin" that read: "What do they have in common . . . I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don't deserve this!"
And then, of course there's that infamous astronaut Lisa Nowak. This bitch drove all the way from Houston to Orlando to kidnap her ex boyfriend's new girlfriend. She was so determined to get her revenge that she apparently wore diapers on the cross country drive to save her the time of taking bathroom breaks. Lisa, wanting to maintain some of her dignity, vehemently denies this.
Men are crazy too. Robert Halderman coped with his break up with Stephanie Birkitt by trying to extort $2M out of her boss and former lover....David Letterman. His wikipedia page now describes him as an American television news writer, director, producer, AND CONVICTED FELON.
Finally, as much as I think Cry Me a River is probably one of the most genius music videos of all time..it was slightly psycho of Justin Timberlake to react to his break up with Britney that way. I mean, the guy hired a Britney look alike to be in the music video of the song he wrote about the demise of their relationship. And in that video, he gets his revenge by videotaping himself make out with a hot brunette with ass cleavage.
So, readers...any good stories you know about people going off the deep end after a blow off?
and yes, I will look for any excuse to post this video. Don't you just love the way he inhales Brit Brit when she walks in the house? And doesn't it make you feel old to see how big her cell phone is?!