Friday, August 20, 2010

the wisdom teeth & the BLOW OFF

*Note: this is not our loyal reader*

From one of our loyal readers:

"I once go dumped the day I had my wisdom teeth out. I was so hopped up on vicodin I said it was okay and made a joke. She slapped me in the face and then realized how painful that was because of the surgery. It wasn't until after the painkillers wore off that I realized how upset I was. Oh well."

This is not right. You can't break up with someone after they're all vulnerable from oral surgery. After I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I was not only throwing up, but I also looked all bruised and puffy. Kind of like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.

That said, if you are trying to blow someone off and you're worried about how they're going to react, maybe slip them some vicodin before you do it to soften the blow.

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