Monday, November 15, 2010

glossary of a BLOW OFF: a "Prawn"

a "Prawn"
function: noun
Origin: since my f word (Ahem, fiance) told me about it at dinner the other night.
Definition: keep the body, throw away the head. Enuff said.

(Bill's such a prawn--- he's seriously ripped, but his faced is buuuusted y'all.)

So, this is like the opposite of when rude a-holes tell an overweight person they have a really pretty face? Hmmmm. There's definitely an abundance of prawns at my gym. Mostly the guys with douche bag Mohawks who STILL wear trucker hats! There's also a few celebrity prawns out there...like Jessica Biel. Smokin' hot bod, but yikes...that face. The poor girl. Or Ryan Reynolds for instance. The guy is ab-tastic, but he has a striking resemblance to Sloth from The Goonies. Who wants to bet ScarJo totally keeps her eyes closed when they get frisky? anybody...? anybody...?

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