Tuesday, December 14, 2010

the "i want my kidney back" BLOW OFF

I know I'm late to this party, but when I heard awhile back that George Lopez and his wife of seventeen years were getting divorced, I just figured it was another case of a famous guy wanting to exploit his fame by being single.

And then I remembered that Mrs. Lopez saved George's life when she gave him one of her kidneys! It's hard enough to get divorced and decide who gets the house, custody of the kids, or your extensive DVD collection--- but I can't imagine watching a person walk out of your life with one of your organs. Oh, hell no!

Let this be a lesson to all of us. If we agree to donate a kidney or part of our liver to our spouse, let's have them sign a little pre-organ transplant agreement. Like, if you cheat on me (which Lopez allegedly did) and we split up, I want my body part back.

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