Tuesday, December 14, 2010

SHOCKING: Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo are over already?!

This is what happens when you don't go on the internet for an hour...you miss another celebrity break up. First Michael C Hall and his wife announce they're getting divorced after being married for five minutes and now this? I for one am a little surprised that Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johanssen are already over. I weirdly kind of liked these two together. They were private and didn't openly gush about each other in that annoying celebrity way. Sure, they were bound to break up at some point, but so soon?

That's just lazy. Something major must have happened.

I take a little comfort in the fact that even when you're People's Sexiest Man Alive and GQ's Babe of the year, you still have to deal with the normal everyday shit the rest of us do. Like relationship drama and fights about who's prettier and yucky awkward "something's off between us" sex.

So, it turns out Alanis won her break up with Ryan after all.
And believe me, somewhere out there, Woody Allen is celebrating. And Jessica Biel is locking Justin Timberlake up in a tower.

I give it a year and Ryan will be dating Sandra Bullock. Mark my words.

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