Tuesday, January 4, 2011

World order has been restored!: Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift are over!

I can finally get off my anti-depressants. People Magazine reports that according to a "source" Jake and Taylor are over, and get this, they spent New Year's Eve---- APART.

To think, we almost sent Jake to Douche Bag Island for this. Sigh of relief.

I for one am going to pretend their relationship never happened.

PS If this turns out not to be true, I'm gonna be pissed.

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