Thursday, February 24, 2011

expert relationship advice: from a 5 year old.

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  2. It's hilarious, but I don't like her.

    Bitch, if you're blowing off people you haven't even met yet at age five, I can't imagine what you'll be like when you're in your 20s.

    Hopefully she grows up to be hideously ugly so that she can't walk around stomping on the hearts of innocent young men.

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  3. But at least if she's hideously ugly, she'll still be able to get an awesome job. boys drool, girls rule.

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  4. "But at least if she's hideously ugly, she'll still be able to get an awesome job. boys drool, girls rule."

    No, because she'll probably be discriminated against by some guy hiring her. And since Republicans are against 'Equal Pay for Equal Work' she'll be left working twice as hard as her male colleagues and getting paid half as much.

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