Friday, March 11, 2011

RIP: Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel

The statement: "Addressing the media speculation regarding Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s relationship, we are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways. The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level of love and respect for each other."

(Note: "highest level of love" should not apply to people that are no longer in a relationship.)

Finally. It only took them four years! Okay, all joking aside, this break up is a little bittersweet for me. I saw it coming three years, 11 months, and 30 days ago, BUT my heart still cries a little for any girl out there that's going through a break up. J Biel (who's my BF's #1 celebrity crush) probably should have dumped JT a long time ago. There have been so many rumors of him cheating on her (with Rihanna, Olivia Mann, and me) and you know 7th Heaven just turned a blind eye.

It's sad. It's sad when a girl that hot with toned arms and a great ass still let's a pasty skinny white guy walk all over her. But I guess Biel knew deep down JT was the best thing about her career. I mean, the girl's credits include a cheesy ass WB show, a homophobic Adam Sandler movie, and Edward Norton's worst film ever.

Back in the day, JT used to be my #1. I loved him long time. I'll never forget the night after the 2003 VMA's when I saw him perform at the Roseland Ballroom in New York. It was magical. And then, four years later the BF surprised me with tickets to his Future Sex/Love Sounds tour and I fell in love all over again. But somewhere along the way, JT got a little too hot for his own good. And yeah, even though he's a funny SNL host, he'll always be a better singer than an actor in my book. You know he's still reeling from the fact that he didn't get an Oscar nod for his mediocre performance in the Social Network. Yes. Mediocre. I said it.

Hold up. Why do any of us even care about this break up? If there's anything we've learned about celeb blow offs it's that these A-holes bounce back in like five days. Seriously. Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo announced their break up three months ago and they already have new lovahs. Celebrities move on faster than a Bugatti.

So, who do we think JT and JB will be banging next? Comment below.

(PS Britney and Justin forever!)

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