Wednesday, April 13, 2011

celebrity couple flashback: Sandra Bullock & Ryan Gosling (say what?)

I always forget that these two even dated. Think about it. Ryan Gosling and Sandra Bullock have had sex. That's either extremely weird or extremely hot.

In case you completely blocked this coupling out of the folds of pop culture knowledge in your brain, let me refresh your memory.

Sandy and Ryan first met in 2001 while making the movie Murder By Numbers which you probably never saw and by the looks of the trailer below, you didn't miss much. Basically, Gosling plays a creepy killer and Bullock's an investigator that gets caught in his web of murder. It's Silence of the Lambs, for teens. When they dated Ryan was 21 and Sandra Bullock was 37. Normally, I would suggest that a sixteen year age difference is gross, but I can't really blame Sandra for wanting the hot beef injection from Mr. G. Plus, she spotted Ryan's hotness before he was even that famous. We're talking pre-Notebook people.

They called it quits in 2003, citing long distance as the issue. Um. Right. The age difference had NOTHING to do with it. For all intents and purposes, Ryan and Sandra are both single right now and it's been ten years since they first dated. Maybe now that Ryan's had more time to sow his wild oats, they'll get back together and Gosling will be the proud step-papa to baby Louis. And then they'll go on a nice little double date with Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen and do a couples swap, so that Ryan can get back to where he belongs! Noah and Allie forever!

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