Wednesday, April 27, 2011

SAF: Best Birthday Email Ever (BIRTHDAY CAKE!)

Subject line: Happy 31st Birthday!

OkC, please consider another marketing strategy as this may cause a spike in suicides by your users on their actual birthdays.

Luckily, I have a good sense of humor. Yes, I'm 31 now--let the marathon dating begin!


  1. I love the "birthday cake!" portion of this, I'll need to sign all of my future cards with that. Kayoko, I think 31 will be the year you meet the 1. Get it? 31, the one. forever 31!

  2. hey, i can't read read the login name. i think it's accidentally covered up. please correct this oversight and share.

  3. Only if you will reveal your REAL LIFE identity, "J. Keith van Rappin".

  4. just gonna take a wild guess here, but i think her okcupid name is "hot tushy45"