Tuesday, May 10, 2011

the Barbie BLOW OFF?

What the fuck is this about? When did Barbie and Ken break up and why didn't anyone tell me? I always knew Ken had a thing for Skipper. It was only a matter of time before he acted on it.

Barbie, if you're reading this...you could do so much better. Like a guy that actually has a penis.

Update: apparently, Ken and Barbie have been on again off again since like 2004 and Barbie already took Ken back on Valentine's Day. Somehow I missed all the press releases. I got to her too late. No...I didn't. Barbie, listen to me, it's never too late to find someone new. Dry humping can only take a relationship so far.

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