Tuesday, May 10, 2011

the gubernatorial BLOW OFF

People magazine announced early today that Maria Shriver and Ahn-old Schwarzenegger are separated. Their joint statement:

“This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us. After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion, and prayer, we came to this decision together.
At this time, we are living apart, while we work on the future of our relationship. We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the center of both of our lives.

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Sounds like now that Ahn-old is no longer Governor, Maria doesn't have to do the whole stand by your man shtick. Regardless, it's always a bummer to hear about couples parting ways after surviving twenty-five years together. After my residual BLOW OFF sadness dissipates, I'm kind of excited for Maria to go on an Eat, Pray, Love journey. Arnold was a philanderer and she deserves better. If I were her, I'd run for President, win, and rub it in his face.

Side note: the BF and I are going to start making joint statements. Here's our first one:
"After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion, and prayer, we've decided that we will continue to watch The Office even without Steve Carell." Stay tuned for future joint statements.

3 comments:

  1. "Side note: the BF and I are going to start making joint statements. "

    lol...

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  2. I humbly request a follow-up post about the Arnold 10-year old lovechild drama. The people deserve to know what THE BLOW OFF has to say about this slight altercation.

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  3. It's coming to you tomorrow. What a fucker!

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