Monday, June 13, 2011

Glossary of a BLOW OFF: Siamese Couple

Siamese Couple
function: noun
Origin: since the first two pathetic people fell in love.
Definition: those annoying couples that are attached at the hip.

(Patrick and Patty are a Siamese couple. They even have adjoining toilets, because they can't take a crap without each other.)

Siamese couples are the pits. They can't every go anywhere unless their significant other is also invited and free to go with them. They sneak attack their spouse on what was supposed to be a dude's night or a girl's night out. When they do go somewhere without them, they have to go home early. They sit on each other's laps at parties. They miss each other, while they're sleeping. They wish they had more than one penis and more than one vagina, so they could feel closer during sex. They never go on vacation without each other. They meet each other for lunch on week days. Their Facebook profile is a picture of the two of them. Their work out of choice is couple's yoga. They look alike.

It's a good thing they have each other, because no one else wants to hang out with them.

1 comment:

  1. Ha! Awesomely true. They also have sudden insufferable authority in all relationship matters, moved in together after 2 weeks and said "I love you" on the first date... Boy does my heart long for the relationships fiery demise and the subsequent lunch hangout where the girl tells me she has to buy a new car to get to work because Steve thought she should sell hers and use his instead.