Monday, October 31, 2011

the biggest effing sham BLOW OFF

I have no words. Actually, I have some words. Kim Kardashian is trash. How can someone be so transparent? I don't get it! Yes, most of us were savvy enough to know that her wedding to Kris Humphries was a giant publicity stunt, but I actually thought they would pretend to be in love a little bit longer. Has she no shame? Does she not realize this makes her look like a fucking idiot? I can't believe I actually gave their marriage, one year tops. I should have gone with 72 days. Bitches better be sending their wedding gifts back.

Thank God I didn't waste a single minute of my life watching the wedding episode on E!
Shame on Ryan Seacrest for bring the Kardashians to television. Shame on Kris Humphries for agreeing to participate in any of this bullshit-- although he always did seem too rational and down to earth for tranny face. Shame on Kris Jenner for playing puppet master in all of this. And shame on all of us for making these people famous. My guess is this divorce is just another PR stunt and once fat ass gets wind of the backlash, we'll get a statement that says they're trying to work on things. Don't do it, Humphries. Run like the wind! Sadly, I'm sure the guy signed a confidentiality agreement and we'll never know how they conned him into marrying her in the first place.

I don't understand why we're spending billions of dollars fighting middle eastern terrorists abroad when the real middle eastern terrorists are right here in Los Angeles. The Kardashians must be stopped! Let's hope their next reality show is called Kim and Kourtney go to Guantanamo.

3 comments:

  1. Word em up, Saaara! Word. Em. Up. It's so gross and such a scam. I can't BELIEVE they couldn't wait a year after all that nonsense. I didn't watch or read a lick of info about the wedding yet a knew all about it because it was just in the fucking air. They're taken over the air and that's not cool. I second all of your shaming. All of it.

    Please let this be the beginning of the end of the Kardashians. Gracious.

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  2. Which one is Harold and which one is Kumar?

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  3. If I had to say, Kim would be harold and courtney would be kumar. but Harold and Kumar hold such a special place in my heart that I almost want to keep them Kardashian free.

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