Wednesday, November 16, 2011

the BLOW OFF questionnaire: meet the H bomb

This is the guy I married. Enough said.

I hate girls who...have to go through an extensive process before being seen in public. (Editor's note: he likes to follow me around the house and stare at me impatiently while I get ready to go out)
I love girls who...don't care what people think about them. (Editor's note: I totally care what people think about me. People who don't are fooling themselves.)
My worst break up was...I've never really had a bad one. (Editor's note: say what?)
My easiest break up was...after two years of dating in our mid-twenties, we were on vacation and had a conversation that led to a very reasonable exchange that we weren't the ones for each other. (Editor's note: I think this break up may have been even easier.)
My three deal breakers are...is she crazy, is she stupid, is she superficial? (Editor's note: Two out of three ain't bad)
I've been in love 2 times (Editor's note: at first he said only once and then he heard I'd been in love three times and changed his answer.)
I've had my heart broken 1 time. (Editor's note: if he plays his cards right, it won't happen again.)
I've broken probably more than one heart and less than a thousand. (Editor's note: ewwww.)
My go to sad break up song is.....H Bomb says he doesn't have one, so instead he told me his favorite love song...Silly Love Songs by Paul McCartney & Wings (Editor's note: Suck on that John Lennon.)
My go to "fuck you" break up song is....H Bomb says he doesn't have one so instead he told me his favorite hip hop song...Re:definition by Black Star (Editor's note: it's like pulling teeth sometimes.)
Angelina Jolie...doesn't do it for me. (Editor's note: Good answer, babe.)
Reality TV....is a good way to pass the time. (Editor's note: Part of my birthday present was watching two back to back episodes of RHOBH together.)

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