Wednesday, November 2, 2011

the BLOW OFF questionnaire: meet Megan

People. Meet my oldest and dearest friend, Megan. We met when we were eight years old in San Jose, CA. But when Megan turned ten, she moved to Seattle (with her parents, duh). And then Boston. We've had a long distance friendship ever since. Megan and I did a lip sync to Eternal Flame by The Bangles in third grade. She was the lead singer, I was the back up dancer. I once ripped off the tail of her sock monkey on purpose. Also, her love for New Kids on the Block almost tore us apart. She's got a ridiculous talent for memorizing commercials, she's the most hilarious person I know, and she's drop dead gorgeous, for reals. She's also very happily married and expecting her first child in December! That hot boy in the pic is her hubby.

I hate guys who...are rude to waitresses/cabbies/dogs.
I love guys who...think I'm funny.
My worst break up was...with a French Canadian who I moved around the country for, and I finally had to move home with my parents when he dumped me.
My easiest break up was...with a guy who did my laundry and giggled.
My three deal breakers are...flaky, insecure, and indecisive (male version of me!) fat, ugly and dumb seemed too mean.
I've been in love 3 times (keep in mind I was an "I love you" slut)
I've had my heart broken 4 times
I've broken 6 hearts
My go to sad break up song is....."Simple Together" by Alanis Morisette (My second date after my worst break up took me to this concert and I began drunkenly bawling when I heard this song for the first time...but I think that's what a guy gets for taking a first date to an Alanis Morissette Concert!)
My go to "fuck you" break up song is...."Lost Cause" by Beck, if that's not angry enough, "Sleep to Dream" by Fiona Apple
Angelina cool. Don't judge me.
Reality TV....makes me feel better about myself.

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  1. that alanis morrisette story is amazing. that song would make me cry too after a break up.