Wednesday, November 23, 2011

the BLOW OFF questionnaire: meet my little brother

Readers, I present you my much younger brother. We've got an eight year age difference, but we're still besties. He's a looker and he can dance and if he got in a rap battle with that kid Astro from X Factor, he would probably lose, but just by the skin of his teeth. I like to pretend that I raised him and that I'm personally responsible for the awesome person he is today. So, without further adieu..this was Kia then, this is Kia now...

I hate girls who...think they're all that and a bag of chips and a side of bacon. Chill bitch. You're obnoxious, not funny. Not to mention you have an insane amount of shit caked on your face.
I love girls who...aren't lacking in confidence, but have no real sense of how adorable they are.
My worst break up was... the high school sweetheart.
My easiest break up was...with my only ginger. We fell in love while slow dancing to a K-Ci & JoJo song at our 6th grade dance. I asked her to be mine when the lights came back on, or to be more accurate, when they opened the window blinds (middle school dances are right after school). Needless to say, she wasn't a pretty sight. I caught a case of amnesia over the weekend and never talked to her again...so I guess we're technically still together?
My three deal breakers are...narrow-mindedness, lack of sarcasmness, Jesus freakiness.
I've been in love 1.5 times
I've had my heart broken 1.5 times
I've broken _4_ hearts
My go to sad break up song is...The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore by James Morrison.
My go to "fuck you" break up song is...Naive by The Kooks
Angelina Jolie...is having sex with Billy Bob in a blimp right now.
Reality TV....
is good when it's American Idol Auditions. That's it.

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