Wednesday, November 9, 2011

the BLOW OFF questionnaire: meet Valentina!

Peeps, meet my friend and fellow book club co-hort, Valentina. Not only was Salma Hayek's daughter named after her (true story), but she also counts Suri Cruise as one of the members of her inner-circle. The best thing about Valentina--- other than the fact that she mentors the youth of today-- is that she's maybe the only person on the earth that understands my deep affection for Friday Night Lights. And she's a Riggins girl, so I don't have to worry about her going after Saracen.

I hate guys who...who refuse to put on their big boy pants.
I love guys who...laugh at my jokes.
My worst break up was...when I walked in on my boyfriend in bed with another lady.
My easiest break up was...via text. Well, it was easy for me.
My three deal breakers are...Rick Perry supporters, racism, and V-necks.
I've been in love 3 times, but the first 2 pale in comparison to right now.
I've had my heart broken 1.5 times
I've broken _2_ hearts and one jaw.
My go to sad break up song is.....I Can't Make You Love Me by Bon Iver or By Your Side by Sade My go to "fuck you" break up song is....Fool of Me by Me'Shell Ndegeocello
Angelina Jolie...makes me nervous and confused.
Reality TV....makes me nervous and confused.

Want to answer our BLOW OFF questionnaire? Just email us at theblowoffwtf@gmail.com

8 comments:

  1. I have never seen that bowling ball picture pose. I am mightily impressed, for it's hard to come up with new poses that have people going, "Wtf is that person doing in that picture?!?"

    On another note, I think every questionnaire filled out by a female on this blog has me eliminated on the "three deal breakers" question. This one had me at V-Neck. I'm now on the distressed v-neck level, that goes down to the beginning of my ribs. Call me!

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  2. Don't feel too bad SVB, Bry wears V-necks too. and so does Simon Cowell.

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  3. Yeah but Bryon is married and Simon Cowell is rich. For single guys, the wearing of v-necks and being a douchebag do seem to be somehow related.

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  4. Btw, Kathleen couldn't think of a better pseudonym than Valentina? It seems like too obvious a fake name if you ask me.

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  5. Those is fightin words, O! For someone calling "Valentina" out and only goes by "O" with no profile is a coward in my book!!!! Meet me behind the gym after school and we'll see who's the douchebag!!!!

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  6. LOL, that's not Kathleen--- but is that a call back to what happened at the wedding? Hilarious. SVB, nobody calls my cousin a coward! Plus, he totally defended you on your how i break up with girls post!

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  7. haha...ya, that's a joke from the wedding.

    And SVB, no hate man. I was just teasing. I'm just jealous my man hairs are too long on my chest for me to comfortably wear a vneck.

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  8. Haha, all is forgiven! I guess I can stop wearing sweats and a beanie jogging through Santa Monica Farmer's Market in anticipation of our fight. I never did actually feel like Rocky... there were too many strollers.

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