Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Ryan's Roses: the "okay listen, do not be mad at me..." BLOW OFF

Another horrible Ryan's Roses that we had to share to those of you that don't listen to Kiss FM in the mornings. This call took place last week. A very emotional Andrea called Ryan to tell him that she and her husband have been having problems and fighting constantly. They have two kids together and she's worried that he's cheating on her. The night prior to this call, they had a huge fight, he left and didn't come home.

Brace yourself and keep your bottle of Xanax handy, readers. Thanks for our loyal reader SRS for sending this our way. Unfortunately, I couldn't figure out how to embed the call, but open the link in a new tab to listen to it. And then read the below.

http://www.kyte.tv/ch/default-channel/ryans-roses-andrea/p=1763&c=422233&s=1517897

Team Andrea all the way! Lisa can go fuck herself. I want to throw Andrea a fundraiser so she can hire the best divorce attorney on this side of the Pacific and milk this deadbeat husband for all he's worth. Our loyal reader SRS also informed us that Andrea and Ryan spoke a week later. She still had not heard from her husband. He hadn't called or come home or checked on his two daughters (a two year old and a three year old.)

Let's get the gimp from Pulp Fiction on this guy. Who's with me?

13 comments:

  1. Once I tried to pitch "Ryan's Roses" as a movie at a staff meeting. As I'm sure you know, Sara, that did not go over well.

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  2. Claire, I would have totally seen that movie! They should at least make a reality show out of it, it's nuts!

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  3. I don't know. These always seem so fake to me. Lisa sounds like a bad actress. And it seems pretty hard to believe that A) she would answer his phone and B) she would start right in on, "You need to move on, he's just not happy with you." And "Oh, I'm on the radio?" I just don't buy it. I call bullshit on all Ryan's Roses episodes.

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  4. Anonymous, i kind of wondered the same thing! How do we get to the bottom of this?! can we stage a call and see how it all works?

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  5. Seriously, we should -- something seems off here. People don't act like this. Do they????

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  6. http://dlpaul.com/ryans-roses-is-fake-seacrest

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  7. What an asshole and what a bitch!

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  8. Ryan's Roses is a fake segment produced using voice actors. It is illegal for stations to air calls without the permission of BOTH parties. They do these segments to generate calls from listeners about the situations that went down.

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  9. ryan gets permission from the first caller usu the woman, "ryan, you have my permission to call (*$(. on kiis fm" but then the guy answers and is on radio,... he didn't give permission to speak on radio at all, so must be fake... either that or gets paid? and then they play it on air, not real time.... hmm

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  10. Plus, ever notice how the person they are calling answers the phone EVERY time. Highly unlikely.

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  11. I have noticed that. the other week, they made it so the guy refused the flowers until they finally just called him and told him what they were doing. is that just to make us think it's real?

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  12. They answer EVERY time and Ryan calls them at like 7:30 in the morning! It's fake

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