Editor's note: Ladies and gents, meet Ross-- one of our favorite contributors here at the BLOW OFF. Not only is Ross a hilarious writer, but he will also throw down for you at a Dolly Parton concert when the bitch next to you decides to sing along to "I Will Always Love You." He's also a regular attendee of our Bachelor(ette) screenings and allows me to steal much of his amazing commentary for my blog posts. Also, one of my favorite moments at my wedding was when I saw him getting down and dirty with another one of our contributors to the song 'Til the World Ends by the one and only Britney Spears.
I hate guys who...don’t have the balls to say they just aren’t that into you and instead play vague/hard to get/aloof ‘til you move on.
I love guys who...aren’t afraid to act like a complete and total nerd.
My worst break up was...with a guy who threw a lamp at me.
My easiest break up was...with a guy who is now one of my best friends.
My three deal breakers are...smoking, physical violence of any kind, and racism (blatant or simmering under the surface).
I've been in love 2 times
I've had my heart broken...I’m not completely sure how to answer this. I’ve definitely been hurt by love, but to me, a broken heart isn’t repairable. And I sincerely hope that’s not me.
I've broken 1 heart
My go to sad break up song is....."Sober" by Kelly Clarkson - it's the song her label wanted her to shelve, and as far as I'm concerned, the best thing she's ever written.
My go to "fuck you" break up song is...soooo cliche, but Alanis Morrisette "You Outta Know."
Angelina Jolie...is overrated in the looks dept. Bring me Charlize Theron or Matt Bomer.
Reality TV....is sick… and yet it makes running on the treadmill so much easier.