The BLOW OFF questionnaire is back! Yay! I'd like you all to meet my friend Mei. We were introduced by mutual friends last year at a fundraiser in Los Angeles for Umamimart and it's been true love ever since. Mei is super stylish and works as the wardrobe assistant for the hit show New Girl. She's a recovering serial monogamist who loves Persian food and thinks we should all read this book by Ray J.
I hate guys who...are rude& inconsiderate of others
I love guys who...can nerd out on the economist and isn't too tight ass to tell a few fart and/or gay jokes
My worst break up was...all post 9/11
My easiest break up was....all relationships from 7th grade
My three deal breakers are...unhygienic lifestyle, trainspotting quantified drug use, massive porn consumption
I've been in love 1 time
I've had my heart broken 1.5 times
I've broken maybe 1 heart
My go to sad break up song is...maps by yeah yeah yeahs
My go to "fuck you" break up song is....ring of fire by johnny cash
Angelina Jolie...can't ever make it right with the women folk no matter how many third world babies she keeps gathering.
Reality TV....is better than therapy, I know I've done both in the same day.