Thursday, May 3, 2012
the size totally does matter BLOW OFF
Posted by saaara
Anyway, I'm more of a motion of the ocean kind of a girl. And, I'm five feet tall which means my tiny vagina can only handle so much. (Just kidding, apparently-- vaginas are not proportional.) Maybe a small penis is actually a good handicap. Like, you know how blind people have really good hearing? Well, I think guys with small penises are extremely good with their hands and mouths. The guy I did hook up with who was on the smaller side of the spectrum was very talented in other areas. It's more of an ego thing. None of us wants to be the girl that ends up with tiny penis guy. Oh, side note. I have a sleuth way of taking measurements since you can't necessarily whip out the measuring tape during foreplay. Just measure your hand from the bottom of your wrist to the top of your middle finger and see where he measures up. According to the internets, average penis size is 5.1 inches.
To be fair on the whole subject of body parts...what about small boobs? Is this a deal breaker for guys? My friend swears that there is no such thing as boob-men and ass-men. That all guys are boob and ass men and that all guys love big boobs. I'd like to think she's wrong, but that's because I am on the flat chested side.
So, where do you guys stand on the topic of body parts? Have you ever BLOWN anyone OFF because you needed a magnifying glass to see their peen? Comment below.