Tuesday, August 28, 2012

BLOW OFF questionnaire: meet Saaara

I have severe BLOW OFF writer's block today, so I thought I would answer our BLOW OFF questionnaire with a few new and improved questions. I figure if I'm going to beg other people to fill it out, I might as well participate. (Also, I really can't think of anything else to post today). It's been awhile since we've done of these-- if you want to answer the questionnaire, email us at theblowoffwtf@gmail.com. We would love to hear from you!

I love guys who...get my sarcasm, have their shit together, and don't take themselves seriously.  Oh, I also like it if they know how to make dinner reservations.
I hate guys who...are full of themselves.
My worst break up was...probably with the guy I lost my virginity to, because I did not see it coming and it was maybe the first and last time I was completely blindsided by a break up.
My easiest break up was...with my first lit agents. I emailed them I was leaving the agency and they emailed back with "Totally understand, best of luck." I can't believe those buttheads didn't beg me to stay with them forever.
My three deal breakers are...Republicans, Holy Rollers, and guys with bad taste in music. Like Matchbox 20 bad.
I've been in love 3 times.
I've had my heart broken 7 times. I know, it's pathetic.
I've broken 2-3, maybe 4 hearts.
My go to sad break up song is...La Cienega Just Smiles by Ryan Adams
My go to "fuck you" break up song is....Say My Name by Destiny's Child
The song I would most want a guy to play outside my window with a boom box is...The Scientist by Coldplay
I knew he wasn't the one when...I was too embarrassed to fart in front of him.
I knew he was the one when...he waited for me in the ER for two hours even though we weren't even really dating yet.
Angelina Jolie...does a lot of good in the world, but I wish she would put on ten pounds.
Reality TV....is the life blood of this blog. (Hello, Bachelorette recaps?) Also, my goals are to become famous by being a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills so that I can then become a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.

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