Wednesday, September 19, 2012

the BLOW OFF questionnaire: meet Tiffany!

There's nothing that makes me happier than a reader I've never met e-mailing us to fill out our BLOW OFF questionnaire.  Tiffany from San Francisco totes made my day!  And I love all her answers.  If you want to be as cool as her, then email us at theblowoffwtf@gmail.com with your answers to our questionnaire.  For now, meet my new favorite person Tiffany:

I love guys who…have impeccable hygiene, mannerisms, and chivalry. And a passport full of stamps.
I hate guys who... have to use a curse word in every sentence, poor hygiene, atrocious bathrooms, and never reciprocate...On any level.
My worst break up was…the fungus I dated for six years. I realized I never truly loved him… I was so angry with myself for allowing it to continue, and even more irate I needed years of therapy to heal from the emotional abuse.
My easiest break up was…7th grade summer. Sent him a "Dear John" postcard from Florida.
My three deal breakers are… bad tipper, no sense of style, homebody.
I've been in love 2 times.
I've had my heart broken 7 times..truly I crush HARD.
I've broken 3 hearts.
My go to sad break up song is… Cheap Trick I want you to want me or Nobody does it better by Carly Simon.
My go to "fuck you" break up song is…. You're so vain by Carly Simon. Never gets old.
The song I would most want a guy to play outside my window with a boom box is…anything by Frank Sinatra. Or Jason Mraz, "If it kills me"
I knew he wasn't the one when… he said he hated Coldplay. Seriously?!? Hate is such a strong word. They are only the best band ever. Ok well next to U2. But, hate? AYFKM?
I knew he was the one when…not there yet. but will definitely update you when it happens. I still have HOPE!
Angelina Jolie…I commend her for her efforts towards World Peace. :) I will always be Team Jen!
Reality TV…. if I am completely hung over and want to feel better about myself, I watch Bravo or E!

3 comments:

  1. Woman, you crack me up! Thanks for sharing this blog with me...... Dont ever forget you are amazing at being YOU!

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  2. Love this! And I kind of want to know more about the six year fungus. maybe we need to do a post about therapy for dating/break-ups. I've certainly had to do the same thing!

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  3. Thank you! Sounds like a lovely idea Saaara! I am in if you ever need material ;-)

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