Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Vodka Vagina: it's really a thing

We live in a world where people struggle with severe depression and anxiety.  Life is hard, the economy is down, and sometimes we feel like we have nowhere to turn.  But there's another ailment besides endometriosis and general craziness that strikes women...that is Vodka Vagina.  Some of you may know exactly what I mean as soon as you read the term Vodka Vagina, but for those of you that don't, let me break it down for you.

You know when you're heading out on a Friday night with your girlfriends and you just wanna dance and have fun with your gal pals and you're not even looking for a guy, but then you have a few vodka sodas and you're horny as fuck?  So horny that you make out with and even possibly consider going home with the guy that you've learned doesn't even have a car?

Vodka Vagina.

Vodka Vagina can plague even the most stable, healthy women during a night out on the town.  There's just something about a few cocktails that gets our lady parts going down there.  The symptoms can be tingling, wetness, and a general disregard for your dignity.  I don't know what it is about the mixture of being single, alcohol, and someone with a Y chromosome but Vodka Vagina is all too real.  I myself have experienced Vodka Vagina when I've least expected it.  Sometimes I end up with a great story and sometimes, all I end up with is regret.  I don't think we will ever find a cure for Vodka Vagina, but I wouldn't want to live in a world where it doesn't exist.  Sometimes we need to lower our inhibitions and get revved up.  I certainly don't want to be the 50 year old woman wishing I had experienced more in life before I settled down. So though it sometimes gets me in a spot of trouble, thank you Vodka Vagina!

Do you have any Vodka Vagina stories?  If so, please share!


  1. Vodka Vagina has given me some of the best nights of my life. Have you ever had your Vodka Vagina sober up mid make out? Like, woah, wth am I doing? Then ditch the dude and head out ASAP with your girls. Still makes for a great story.

  2. guys count on vodka vagina - it may be the reason bars exist

  3. I thought you got vodka vagina from vodka tampons -

  4. Vodka vagina brought my husband and i together. that tampon soaked vodka thing is crazy! ouch!

    1. OK thank god. So all hope for me meeting my future husband isn't lost.