Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy dress up as a slut day!

I hope everyone has a Happy Halloween and doesn't end up getting dumped while dressed up as slutty Honey Boo Boo.

I've sadly hit that age where I don't think I'll really be all that into Halloween until I have kids and get to force them to dress up as my favorite characters from a one hour AMC drama.   Halloween is just one of those holidays where I never feel dressed right for the occasion.  When I go all out, everyone else decides to do something understated.  When I go for funny and clever, everyone goes for skanky and sexy.  When I go for skanky and sexy, everyone else goes for funny and clever.  So, I've resorted to staying in and dressing up my dog.

But I'll leave you on a happier note: here's my favorite Halloween dating story.  This woman I worked with told me she was in a relationship with a guy from the ages of 23 to 30.  He broke up with her and she was devastated.  Too devastated to get dressed up and go to her friend's costume party on Halloween.  But her friends, being the good people that they are, dragged her to that party...where she met her current husband and father of her children.  And side note, she was not dressed as a slutty anything.


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