Tuesday, October 9, 2012

R.I.P. Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman

All hope is lost.  Seriously.  I did not see this one coming.  Or maybe I did, because I was afraid they would be next just one month ago when Will Arnett and Amy Poehler broke up.  Oh shit, what if I have that power where all the celeb break ups I write about come true?!

I've always said that of all the celeb couples, I would be most shocked if Danny and Rhea got divorced and now that day is upon us.  After thirty years together, they are calling it quits.  We can all go ahead and lose faith in love completely.

Oh, remember that little Hollywood couple break up watch that my friends and I did back in 2005 where we made a list of random celeb couples to see how long it would take for all of them to break up?  Well, I thought now was time for an updated list since I first posted it on this blog in 2010.  Danny and Rhea were not on the list because we never thought they'd split, but the latest pair to part ways are Katie & Tom.

Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffith
Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn
Claire Danes & Billy Crudup
Reese Witherspoon &Ryan Phillipe
Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
Sandra Bullock & Jesse James
Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick
Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson
Adam Brody & Rachel Bilson
David Duchovny & Tea Leoni
Ellen Degeneres & Portia Di Rossi
Madonna & Guy Ritchie
David Arquette & Courtney Cox Arquette

60% of our list is now dunzo.  BOOOOO!


  1. Apparently there are reports that he's been cheating on Rhea for at least the past ten years and she just had enough. Fame makes people do weird things. Danny DeVito was never considered a heartthrob but because of his fame girls still apparently wanted him. If this is true what are we left with to believe in :(

  2. Apparently I will be spending my morning having a good cry now that I have nothing left to believe in.

  3. i also heard from a colleague that he was running around on her for years and she finally had enough. so sad,