Thursday, November 22, 2012

Why Single people should be thankful on THANKSGIVING!

Yay!  Turkey day.  I'm going to eat 'til I feel completely disgusted with myself.  And then I'm going to run ten miles, backwards.  Totally kidding about that last part.  But I digress: if you find yourself single on Thanksgiving, here's just a few things you should be thankful for:

*Sharing a bed can be hard. You don't have to deal with anyone sleep walking and talking or stealing the covers. And you can sleep right in the middle of your bed.  After all that serotonin in your turkey, you're going to want to get a good night's rest. 

*Going to the movies is one of my favorite Thanksgiving traditions and when you're not dating someone you don't have to see movies you really don't want to see. The Expendables 2? PASS.  Bring on Anna Karenina! (Last year, the h-bomb and my brother in law took over the TV in our house to watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy!  BOO.)

*Look around.  I bet you're with your own family...which means, you don't have to miss holidays with them to spend time with your boyfriend's family.

*Thanksgiving is a four day weekend. That's enough time to hook up with like eight guys! At least.

*Black Friday! You can do all the retail therapy you want at half the price. And you don't have to some guy trailing your every move, sitting on the couch, getting annoyed that you like to try on outfits two to three times in the dressing room, while dancing around/posing in front of the mirror and reciting the pledge of allegiance.  Come on, you know you all do that too. 

*After you eat all that food, you can poop in your bathroom without worrying that your one and only can hear you.

Now, go stick your face in a pumpkin pie, you've earned it!  Gobble, gobble!

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