Monday, December 17, 2012

Boyfriend For The Holidays

It's the most wonderful time of the year! I love the holidays. No, like I REALLY love the holidays. Especially for a Jew. Ok, I know that we technically have Hannukah but it really just doesn't compare to Christmas. In fact, I want to marry someone Christian just so I have a legitimate excuse to partake in all of the holiday's festivities.

I love bundling up in a big sweater and watching Christmas movies and drinking hot cocoa. The only think I don't love is being single during the holidays Aside from being the most joyous time of year, the holidays can also be the loneliest. It seems like everyone else is kissing under the mistletoe or playing Sexy Secret Santa. I want to do cheesy things like go to snow at The Grove while holding hands and take a stroll down Candy Cane Lane in the valley. And it's not that I want a boyfriend...I just want a boyfriend for the holidays. Someone from Thanksgiving thru New Years to cuddle with and heat things up when the temperature goes down. I'm not saying that I'd take anyone. But a Boyfriend For The Holidays doesn't have to be "the one." Just the one that I bring to all of my holiday parties. And on January 2nd I can go back to finding my soulmate and focusing on that paleo diet I swore I would try for my New Years resolution.

Have any of you ever had a boyfriend for the holidays? Do you want one? Or just a holiday hook up? Comment below.



1 comment:

  1. I think this is a genius idea. Maybe we should start our own boyfriend renting business!