Thursday, April 11, 2013

BLOW OFF bragging rights: I Hit it First

All I can say is thank hell none of my exes are singers, because it would make things super awkward for the H Bomb and I if one of them came out with a song like this:

I mean, how can Ray-J actually deny that this song is about Kim Kardashian?  Come on, buddy.  Own it, like you owned her vagina.  I cannot believe I actually just wrote that, but this is what happens to me when I listen to the smooth beats of an R&B song with a rap interlude.  But that was really crude and sexist of me.  For all I know, she owned his penis.  Anyway, I know I should be appalled and disgusted by this-- and I am-- but I also find it really amusing.

I hit it, I hit it, I hit it. 

3 comments:

  1. I heard him on the radio yesterday saying the song is about his life and wouldn't confirm it was about Kim K no matter how much they pressed him. Then they asked if the pixelated photo of the woman on front was Kim and he said they would have to un-pixelate it. Sigh. I agree. Own it. Although is it much different than Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" and her never publicly confirming exactly who it's about? And I didn't know that "You Outta Know" was about Joey Gladstone until way after the fact (cut it out). I have to say though, I really like the song. It's fun and catchy. But it does sound just like 143, the other song he did w/ Bobby Brackins.

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  2. I love this shit. I feel like it's the perfect soundtrack for slow rolling down Sunset in a vintage convertible. At night. And showering the streets with condoms like it's a 4th of July Parade. Team Ray J all day!!

    But seriously, what would Brandy say?!

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  3. I'm embarrassed for him. It sounds like a song a little boy would make about having the most candy on Halloween or something.

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