Thursday, July 25, 2013

glossary of a BLOW OFF: gems from my younger brother

A couple weekends ago, I was lucky enough to get a visit from my brother and hear all about his dating misadventures.  He always has a lot of good stories-- some of which I'm horrified he shares with me-- many of which I can't write about on this blog.  But he also keeps me hip on the dating lingo the kids are using today.  Here's some new dating slang I learned from him on his visit.

Thirsty: describes a girl who's super desperate and tries too hard.
Starfish: A girl who just lays there when you're having sex.
Homie Hopper: a girl who's hooked up with every dude in the same group of friends. 
Hmmm... this makes me feel like us ladies need to come back with our own equivalent terms. How about these?
A bed-wetter: a guy that so rarely gets action, he comes way too fast.
the hippo:when a guy is on top and you think you might stop breathing.
A Wooderson: A guy who still hooks up with girls he went to high school with.  Or high school girls. 
What do you guys think?  Will these terms take off?  Any new dating slang I should know about?  Comment below!

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