Monday, September 30, 2013

Sh*t Guys Say In Bed

I'm not gonna lie...I'm a fan of dirty talk.  Yes, there's a line for everyone (myself included) between provocative and pervy, but I think it's really sexy when a guy just goes for it and is so into you that he can't help himself from verbally explaining what he's physically doing/going to do to you.  I'm also a fan of random thoughts being thrown out there.  I still fantasize about the time a man in media res screamed out, "You're insatiable!" 

This is definitely better than the flip side.  Trust me.  I've been with a man that doesn't even acknowledge that he's well..., you know...., and I don't find out until he's basically done.  But that doesn't mean that all conversation during sex is good.

Disclaimer, this is totally going to sound like a pretentious #WhiteGirlProblem, but I have a point.  I promise.  I really *hate* a guy telling me I'm perfect while he's caressing, kissing, or doing anything else to me. Yes, I know that he thinks he's being complimentary, but in my fucked-up head that proclamation pretty much does everything but laud me.  I hope that they are just saying it to win brownie points so I'll do the things that are on my off-limits list- albeit that list is fairly short, but strict.

Hearing a guy call me "perfect" in the physical sense actually brings out all of my insecurities.  "So you're saying that if I wasn't this weight or didn't look like this or my face was completely broken out you wouldn't be enjoying this encounter nearly this much?" I get it.  That's not actually what they're saying but it makes me feel an immense amount of pressure to keep up whatever weight or look or weave I have going.

I'm just asking men to stop using the word "perfect."  I always slink down in the bed when men say this because it makes me insanely uncomfortable because no one, not even Brooklyn Decker is perfect.  And I personally feel like it sets women up to fail.  And if you're going to speak during sex, I think we can get a lot more creative.  Right guys?

Do you guys like dirty talk?  Would you like being called perfect?  Comment below.
XO,
Wannabe

2 comments:

  1. great post! it totally makes sense to me why "perfect" would set the bar a little too high. They should take a lesson from Mark Darcy in Bridget Jones when he tells her "i like you very much, just as you are." Also, I just read that Helen Fielding kills of Darcy in the third book. That deserves a blow off post of its own.

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  2. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH perfect!!!!!! <3
    i hate it when they say perfect!
    i preffer my boyfriend to tell me how its feeling or how i am "naughty" and saying stuff like "harder" or "deeper"

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