Wednesday, September 11, 2013

the sugar mama BLOW OFF

One of our loyal readers sent me this note that came from a guy responding to her online dating profile. 

Hi name is Jason and I thought your profile looked interesting :)

More specifically, if you're looking for a companion, someone to talk to, or someone to hook up with that could satisfy you fully, I'd possibly be willing to help you if you were to agree to treat me to a great dinner take me to and pay for dinner at an expensive place I'd like to go about it? I'm looking to go to Urasawa, Providence, and Spago, among others. If your personality doesn't suck, and if you get me into the right mood, I'd possibly make sure you have a great time at the end of the night, if you want. Please let me know whether you might be interested. Thanks

Her response:
Lol. You've got to be fucking kidding me!

For those of you that aren't from the LA area, a meal for two at Urasawa is probably going to cost you about $1200. My question is: are there women out there that actually respond to this kind of shit? Are these the rich little old ladies we see with closeted boy-toys? I'm so confused. Someone please explain this to me.


  1. The worst is that he wouldn't even guarantee to put out -- "Possibly be willing" and "if you get me in the right mood" and "I'd possibly make sure you have a great time" REALLY!

    Also, judging from how well-written this is, I doubt he is a brilliant conversationalist.

  2. What a tool! I like her response...