Monday, May 26, 2014

happy 3rd annual Forgetting Day!

Guys.  It's Memorial Day which means we all need to remember the men and women who died while serving the country.  This is very important.  But did you also know that every year it falls on the BLOW OFF invented holiday known as "Forgetting Day"?

Last year, we gave you a top ten list of ways to forget about the exes that continue to haunt your dreams, but Forgetting Day can also apply to your current relationship.  So today, let us join together in forgetting all of the past hurts/resentments in our relationships that still resurface now and again.

You know what I'm talking about.  That one annoying thing your boyfriend or girlfriend did however many years ago that still pops up in your head, even though it's supposed to be water under the bridge.  You could be having a fight about whose turn it is to do the dishes, but what you're really thinking about is: why did you break our date last minute to go gamble with your friends at a nearby Indian casino resort? (True story)

One day out of the year, we can celebrate Forgetting Day by not bringing up shit from the past and by focusing on what's important: projecting about all the bad shit that might happen in the future.

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