Thursday, July 31, 2014
One ManServant with a side of fries
Posted by saaara
I'm already thinking about all the things I would have a man servant do for me. I would for sure make him do the dishes, make the bed, fold the laundry. I would request one gay Man Servant to help me pick out what to wear and to watch Real Housewives marathons with me, while serving me chocolate covered strawberries and champagne. I would make him carry my gym bag and feed me water in between work out intervals. I'd make him turn the pages of my magazine for me while I lay out poolside. I would also ask for shoulder rubs, while I told him about my current career or marital dilemma. Oh, and of course, he would drive me everywhere without a ridiculous pink mustache on his car and that uncomfortable fist bump.
And for all of you single ladies out there, Man Servant could be the perfect wingman. You wouldn't even need to rely on all of your friends who are already in relationships to hit the town with you. Man Servant would take you out to bars and stand in line to get you drinks. And then he could scout potential life partners, while you simply sip your martini and play candy crush on your iPhone. You can also gift a Man Servant to a friend that needs a little pick me up.
For an additional fee, you can also have your man servant serenade you. The service even allows you to pick out his name, his dress code, and what he looks like. Hmmmm.... my man servant would be named Hickory, he would be a brunette with curly hair, and he'd dress in fitted Tom Ford suits.
I'm sure as I'm typing this-- there's someone selling a Man Servant pitch to some Hollywood studio. Busy, workaholic, wealthy Jennifer Aniston type hires a Man Servant and the two fall madly in love. I'd go see that shit. What would you guys hire your personal man servant to do? Comment below!