Thursday, September 4, 2014

BLOW OFF Variety Pack

There's been a lot of strange BLOW OFFs and dating stories this week that might make you feel a little better about your current romantic situation.  SO, if you're feeling really down about a dry spell or a recent heartbreak or that ex from five years ago you're still thinking about--- look on the bright side, at least you're not HAVING SEX WITH YOUR BROTHER.

That's right.  If you've spent any time on Facebook recently, then chances are the article about the brother and sister in Georgia showed up in your newsfeed.  Christopher Bruckner and her brother Timony Savoy were stopped by a sheriff's deputy on Tuesday.  The article says "At first, Savoy told the deputy he was walking Bruckner home but soon came clean, saying the pair had just had sex in a tractor trailer parked at a Baptist church nearby, according to the outlet."
Wait, what?!  I mean, how do you go from getting stopped by a cop to confessing that you just had sex in a trailer by a church? I feel like they kind of could have gotten away with it by saying nothing.  But you guys, these two had a really good defense.  They had just watched The Notebook together.  The first time I watched the Notebook, I ate a chocolate cake and cried into a paper towel while laying on the couch in the fetal position, so I know that movie tends to leave an impact BUT sex with your sibling?  Clearly, this film needs to be banned.  Also, the second strangest part about this story is that someone named their daughter Christopher.
Brit Brit is single again.
Okay, let me start by saying that I've always been suspect of Britney's relationship with David Lucado.  First of all, we all know that a single and alone Britney is one step closer to another nervous breakdown.  So, when she and Jason Trawick called it quits, I believe her manager Larry Rudolph whipped it into high gear to find her a boyfriend.  Someone douchey enough for us to believe that Britney picked him out herself-- but also someone not in the biz so that scheduling conflicts could never end their relationship.  But it was recently reported that Lucado was caught on film making out with another woman at a club.  And that Britney's dad had to buy the video to stop it from getting leaked.  He showed it to Britney and she dumped David.  This is super humiliating consider her dating history after Justin Timberlake consists of douchey KFed who's now remarried with more kids, a creepy paparazzo, her agent, and a guy who wears vests.  Britney seems to have a good attitude about the whole thing, even referencing it on stage at her Vegas show BUT we all know this girl can't stay single for long.  Is it too much to ask to see her with someone hot and famous again?  Someone that could help us relive the days of Britney and JT?  Any ideas on who that person could be? Is Usher single?

When you get laid off, make a viral video.
Have you been BLOWN OFF by your employer recently?  Well, this reporter got laid off from CNN and made a video about it.  Also, if stealing office supplies is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

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