Friday, January 9, 2015

R.I.P. Andi Dorfman & Josh Murray

I literally had to Google this story to find out his last name, because he's NOT famous. It turns out Bachelorette Andi and her final rose pick Josh walked their last (and possibly first?) red carpet together on Monday night. Just three days later-- after lots of back-rubbing, their reps confirmed that they've called off their engagement. YES. They have reps. Here's the statement:

"After several months of being engaged and working on our relationship, we have decided that it's best for both of us to go our separate ways. We are very sad that it has come to this point, but this is what's best for both of us individually."

What do you guys think happened? Could it be that they just didn't really get to know each other well on a reality TV show and now after months or normal dating, they realized they're not that interested in each other? Apparently, Josh is super devastated over the break-up, but I can't help wondering if he got caught sending pictures of his penis to a cocktail waitress in Atlantic City. Sounds like something he would do, right? Or maybe she finally read those lie detector results. She was tweeting happy posts about them up until a few days ago, so both scenarios are highly likely.
Or maybe it was just that potato sack she wore (and made). I'm not totally surprised, but then again, they did seem happy and perfectly douche-tastic together. Part of me believes this is some lame attempt for Andi to get to be the Bachelorette twice. Don't you dare think about it, ABC.

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