|This is me, thinking about how much I hate your ex.|
Here's me when I run into your ex at a party:
I once encouraged a friend to pee on her ex-boyfriend's bed. It was sort of like this:
I un-friended a family member's ex on FB. Then I ran into him at a funeral, went up to him and said:
"...We’re as thick as thieves and we protect each other ’til the end."
Here's me running into your ex in a dark alley:
Here's me hearing your ex wouldn't give you the rest of your stuff back:
Here's me when I find out your ex is begging you to take him back:
Here's me when I see your ex got engaged on Facebook:
And then I'm like:
And THEN I'M LIKE:
But guys, I DO NOT believe in violence. I just really, really, really, hate ALL your exes. Like a lot. They just don't deserve you.