Tuesday, June 30, 2015

RIP: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner

Even though it's not a shocker, this one makes me kind of sad. Here's their statement:

"After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce. We go forward with love and friendship for one another and a commitment to co-parenting our children whose privacy we ask to be respected during this difficult time. This will be our only comment on this private, family matter. Thank you for understanding."

 How shitty to have to announce this the day after your ten year wedding anniversary? Ben Affleck famously called their marriage "work" in his Oscar acceptance speech (which yeah, yeah all marriages are work, but you don't need to say that during a live award telecast) AND Garner has a habit of getting all kinds of passive aggressive on late night talk shows about Affleck's role as a husband and father.

It's also widely known that he's not the most faithful guy. The craziest rumor I heard about these two was that those Blake Lively naked pictures were leaked by Jennifer Garner after she found them on Ben's phone. I kind of believe it. I predict a JLo booty call in Affleck's future. I also predict Jennifer Garner will suddenly start to kick ass in her career. I also predict that I will throw up everywhere if Ben Affleck starts to date someone like that Blurred Lines girl or Jennifer Lawrence.

Did you guys see this one coming? Comment below.

1 comment:

  1. Hmm i've never heard the Blake Lively naked pics rumor but that's really interesting...

    "I predict a JLo booty call in Affleck's future. I also predict Jennifer Garner will suddenly start to kick ass in her career. I also predict that I will throw up everywhere if Ben Affleck starts to date someone like that Blurred Lines girl or Jennifer Lawrence." - I second all of this

    ReplyDelete