Thursday, June 18, 2015

RIP: Sean Penn & Charlize Theron

Us Weekly is reporting that these two called off their engagement. The reason I'm sad about this break up has nothing to do with the fact that they were the perfect activist couple and everything do with the fact that they apparently loved watching The Bachelorette together. BUT then I came across this quote from Penn on Charlize and had to roll my eyes a million times:

"You say I've been married twice before, but I’ve been married under circumstances where I was less informed than I am today. So I wouldn’t even consider it a third marriage, I’d consider it a first marriage on its own terms if I got married again."

Um, that's kind of a giant fuck you to Madonna and Robin Wright. (but side note, this quote does kind of prove my theory in the post from earlier today.... or disprove it since Theron/Penn are no longer getting married) I've actually been fascinated by the fact that Sean Penn and Robin Wright were both essentially engaged to younger versions of their exes. Theron is basically a young Robin Wright. And Wright is engaged to Ben Foster, who's basically a young Sean Penn:
The main takeaway from this whole story is that even Charlize Theron is single, guys. Although I can't decide if that's encouraging or totally depressing. Either way, I hope this means Madonna and Sean Penn will finally get back together.

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