I'll be recapping The Bachelor starting next week. Even though Ben H bores me to tears. Some tidbits I've gathered from the season ahead. Amber (the one black girl on Bachelor in Paradise) and Becca (the virgin from Farmer Chris's season) will both be back. The best names this season go to "Jubilee", "Shushanna", "Lace", and "Tiara". Shockingly, none of these women list "stripper" as their occupation. In fact, Shushanna is a mathematician. The most ridiculous occupation? It's a tie between "Twin" and "chicken enthusiast."
Also, Ben H likes 'em young. Most of these girls are around twenty-three. Here's who I think will win based on photos alone:
Now, let's reflect a bit on 2015. My friend Toby says everyone loves BEST OF lists, so I'm gonna make my own.
Best work of fiction about relationships: Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff
Master of None, episodes three & nine
The Affair was pretty great this season. Noah Solloway is such a dick.
|Pacey (I mean, Cole) FOREVER.|
|he got her a cheese wheel for her birthday. 'nuff said.|
|Affleck nanny: Ewwwwwww.|
|RIP Hot Johnny Depp|
this recap about that infamous episode of The Bachelor when Farmer Chris left two psycho girls behind in the badlands.
Most read BLOW OFF post of 2015 (that's not bachelor related): The 30 Day break-up challenge. What a perfect post to help you kick off 2016! Just add all these things to a January calendar.
Wow, 2015 was cray. I wish you all a really happy 20-sexteen (see what i did there?) Here's to less heartbreak, more hardcore boning. Yay!