Thursday, June 16, 2016
how do people move on SO fast?
Posted by saaara
Taylor Swift does not need that space.
She should change the lyrics to her song to "I've got a blank space baby... for about two minutes before I get a new boyfriend." A couple weeks ago, it was reported that she and Calvin Harris broke-up. If you follow celebrity gossip as religiously as I do, then you know these two regularly GUSHED about each other. They posted steamy vacation pictures on Instagram. They showed a ton of Twitter PDA. They thanked each other at award shows (well, she did-- I don't think he won any awards), she fan-girled over him at Coachella, he said she checked boxes he didn't even know existed. You get the picture. Then they broke-up, and now she's already making out with Tom Hiddleston.
Is it terrible to say that Hiddleston's ruined for me now? At least temporarily. She ruined Jake Gyllenhaal for a while there too, but he recovered nicely. I don't think Swift got dumped and found another guy right away. I think she met Hiddleston during all that Met Gala ridiculousness, and dumped Calvin Harris to date him. But seriously, how do you go from getting all sentimental during an acceptance speech, to dating someone else in a matter of weeks?
I suppose if you're a young, attractive, wealthy, celebrity it's almost impossible to stay single. Your options are endless. But it's not just celebs that do this. This post isn't really about Taylor Swift. It's about all of you civilians that are able to do it, too. Even the thought of changing my coffee order gives me panic attacks and feelings of regret, remorse, and doubt. How do you guys do it with people?? I really want to know. If you're reading this, and you're a serial monogamist or someone who jumps from relationship to relationship-- no judgment. Just explain yourself, PLEASE.